Not me of course, there isn’t a man alive that can cling onto me! But that’s just because I’m a tantric massage specialist and most men couldn’t deal with the fact that I would want to continue my work! No, that’s not an invitation for offers or invites. I’m not interested!
Anyway, I’m digressing somewhat. I’d like to give you a little advice about how to hang onto your woman once you’ve snagged her. Assuming of course that you want to keep her. If she’s so very special, you want to keep her. And believe me when I tell you that I’ve seen enough women disappointed by their men to know what the men are doing wrong. Hell, it’s happened to me too!
This is the most important thing to do. In much the same way as a tantric massage therapist pays very special attention to what you like and what you don’t, you need to keep “attuned,” so to speak with your woman. Listen to what she says. In particular pay attention to her needs, places she’d like to go, people she’d like to see and things she’d like to see. Realise at least one or two of these things for her every now and then and you’ll be on the winning team.
Buy her gifts
Yes, it’s a cliché, but it works and it shows you love her. And if it’s not love, you should probably be asking yourself what you’re doing with her. And if it’s just a fling, you’re not bothered about any of this, and certainly not hanging onto her. Girls love gifts. I love gifts, and all my tantric massage friends love gifts. But make sure they’re not shallow, nonsense gifts, like a box of chocolates or something equally as thoughtless. Know what she likes by paying attention (as I wrote above) and don’t be cheap!
Take her out!
The third and final rule to keeping your woman is to take her out. This is actually quite important. And when you can, you should make a point of blowing off your friends and work colleagues just for her. This will mean a lot, believe me! I know what I’m talking about. You make a woman feel special and she’s yours forever; we’re not as complicated as you may think.
And if you can’t keep her happy, come and see me, and I’ll keep you happy instead!