I’m writing this to appeal to your better judgement guys! You’ve been my loyal clients for a long time, and we have enjoyed many moments together! LOL! But I have something new to offer you.
No, it’s not what you’re thinking (or hoping for). It’s a new style of massage. I call them my “Signature Massages”. You will see them on the main menu bar at the top of the website as you navigate through the site. And I’ve created a page that will tell you all about them, so I won’t go into too much detail with you in this little blog post. This is more about telling you to go and look really!
Always trying to do something better
Many of you will know that I’m all about trying to improve my service. My friends and I are always getting our heads together over lunch or whatever, trying to come up with the next best thing for you guys. Most of what we come up with has been inspired by you anyway, you’ll be happy to hear. And in many cases, we’re actually already done the things we are now offering.
For example, our new “Recover Me Tantric Session” is basically for you guys who always seem to overdo it the night before and end up hungover! We’ve been seeing you for years and you always have a sore head and feel poorly. Well, you’ll be pleased to hear that we had you well and truly in our minds when we came up with this session, and we know that it works because we’ve helped you out before haven’t we? You know who you are!
Don’t worry, there’s still a tantric massage
And none of you need worry for a second about the service. It’s just more pampering for you guys, that’s all. There will always be one of the most sensual body to body massages at the end to make you happier than you’ve felt in a long time. And you know that I do that incredibly well don’t you?
I urge you to go and take a look at my Signature Massages and book the one that suits you best